Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
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what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
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Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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