Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Is her dick bigger than yours?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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