She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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