he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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