i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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