youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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