You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
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Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
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Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
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