u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
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I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
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Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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