That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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