That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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