how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
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Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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