This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
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She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
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i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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