Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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