I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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