16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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