I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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