It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Randomize
