Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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