I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
PANTIES FOUND
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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