peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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