i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
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They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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