My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
And then my night got REAL pukey
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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