love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
