What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Randomize
