Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
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I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
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Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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