oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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