she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
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My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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