Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
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Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
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Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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