She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
people are starting to question the shark bite story
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Randomize
