I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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