Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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