no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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