what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
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$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
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Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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