He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
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