it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
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Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
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Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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