Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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