Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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