I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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