You work out of a Hotel?
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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