overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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