you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
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The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
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He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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