The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
