Have you finally orgasmed yet?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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