I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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