I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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