Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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