then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
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We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
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