quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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