This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
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if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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