Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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