erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
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I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
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He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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