I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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