I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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