I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
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I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
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Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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