dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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