I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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