And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
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He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
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I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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