i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Randomize
