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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
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library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane