How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
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did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
so much tequila, so little girl.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.