Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
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The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.