i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
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